A few items from the “oh, please, get over yourselves” files today:
1. Nurses can’t offer to say a prayer for patients, apparently. And if they do, then everyone has a go at them. Personally, I don’t believe (I may have mentioned this before) but if you do, that’s fine. If I’m sick and you want to pray for my recovery, please go ahead – just don’t expect me to join in with you.
Atheist groups seem to have elevated not believing in God into a religion all of its own and are just as set in their views and gung-ho as any other religion as you might care to name. I thought the idea was to live in peace with your fellow man?
Or did I dream it?
2. We can all rest easy in our beds, as Titian’s Diana and Actaeon has been saved for the nation. Yes, the £50 million demanded by the current owner – the Duke of Sutherland – has been stumped up by various groups, including a number of Government-funded agencies.
I’m not a big fan of art, I don’t know anything about Titian and whether this is an important artwork or not. What I do know amounts to three things:
- I don’t like the painting and certainly don’t think it’s worth £50 million
- The country has been held to ransom by the Duke who must be laughing his arse off, now that he’s £50 million better off. Basically, he seems to have said to the Government, “Buy this one, or I’ll sell the whole collection outside the country”.
- There are a whole heck of a lot better uses for £50 million than one old painting and I think the message that it sends to most of the country is “Fuck you, chavs. We’ve got our painting so we don’t give a toss about the rest of you”
3. Carol Thatcher has been barred from BBC‘s The One Show because she apparently made a racist remark backstage during filming. She supposedly made a comparison between a tennis player and the golliwog figure from the jam pots, in private, and got reported to the powers that be. Who promptly had a PC overdose and kicked her out.
So far, no-one has reported exactly what she said (probably too worried about being sacked themselves) but isn’t this yet another case of over-reacting? After all, Carol Thatcher is of an age where she grew up in an era when morals were different, when attitudes were different.
And, at the end of the day, what does it matter? If we weren’t all so paranoid about offending everyone (oh, except for straight white people that is – you can say what you like about those fuckers) then perhaps we could all just get on and get things done, rather than be in the royally fucked up state we are now?
4. In that vein, could I just say that no-one really gives a damn if the flag is the wrong way up. Until you pointed it out, Mr Flag Institute Spokesman, I didn’t even know it could be hung upside down. Perhaps if it didn’t look the same both ways up, someone might have noticed?
And, really, aren’t there more important things to report on when Gordon Brown is meeting with the leader of China? I think there probably are.
5. Our compensation culture is getting out of hand, as this story proves. A friend of mine was on one of the trains that got hit yet as far as I know he hasn’t been given any compensation, so why should this guy get any?
But if his case is valid, then I’d like to make my application for compensation now please; I was severely traumatised by worry over whether my friend was OK and the mental scars still haven’t healed.
6. Oh, on the snow thing from yesterday? Collin says it much better than I can.
