Lizard People

Audrey Whalen, Reporter

According to theatlantic.com 12 million Americans believe that world leaders are lizard people.

What are lizard people? Lizard people are cold-blooded humanoid reptilians who have the power to shape-shift into human form. According to David Icke, a british conspiracy theorist and one of the most prominent theorists in the lizard people game, these creatures have had their claws in humankind since ancient time, and world leaders like Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush, the Clintons, and Bob Hope are all lizard people. “Encroaching on other conspiracy theorists’ territory, Icke even claims that the lizards are behind secret societies like the Freemasons and the Illuminati,” Time reported.

Who came up with this theory?  The first appearance of “serpent men” in literature was in Howard’s story, “The Shadow Kingdom”, published in Weird Tales in August 1929. Howard’s “serpent men” were described as humanoid with human bodies but snakeheads, able to imitate real humans at will, who lived in hiding in underground passages, using their shape changing and mind control abilities to infiltrate humanity.

In the 1940s, a non-fiction writer, Maurice Doreal, wrote a pamphlet entitled “Mysteries of the Gobi” which described a “serpent race” that had “bodies like man but…heads…like a great snake” and an ability to take true human form. These creatures also appeared in Doreal’s poem, “The Emerald Tablets,” in which he claimed the titular tablets were written by “Thoth, an Atlantean Priest king.”

According to Icke, tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy against humanity. He contends that most of the world’s ancient and modern leaders are related to these reptilians, including the Merovingian dynasty, the Rothschilds, the Bush family and the British Royal family. A poll conducted throughout the Timberland student body nine people knew of this conspiracy theory, a poll conducted in 2013 by Public Policy indicated that 4 percent of people believed Doreal’s ideas.

How to identify if someone is a lizard person; eyes that change color like a chameleon, true red hair, low blood pressure, keen sight or hearing, UFO connections, love of space and stars, a sense of not belonging to the human race, deep compassion of human fate, psychic abilities, unexplained scars on body, capability to disrupt electromagnetic fields and electric appliances and alien capabilities.   

Anyone could be a lizard person. If you think you are a lizard person, do some more research on the topic.